Appliances and Fixtures Items

Comes with generational guilt.

'Ice box' is its technical term.

The source of several house fires.

The bakery's heart, hearth, and occasional fire hazard.

Makes a crisp 'cha-ching' sound.

Loud enough to put the 'bear' in unbearable.

AM/FM stands for Afternoon Munchies / Feast Mode.

The bakery's heart, hearth, and occasional fire hazard.

Hums softly to itself, plotting the next temperature argument.

Plays every song just the way you first heard it.

The latest high fidelity tech for the discerning Crosslander.

Not pretty, but it's earned its 'table' title.

Where the brave, the heartbroken, and the mildly tipsy take the stage.

Displays all sixty-three of your open tabs in high-resolution.

Probably meets code. Probably not the kind you tell the inspector about.

Works when it feels like it.

Blast this outside of your crush's window. Her parents will love that!

Press play. Lie dramatically on the floor.

A spinning hazard for the vertically gifted.

Controls all the tech doodads.

The hum is part of the experience.

Where the brave, the heartbroken, and the mildly tipsy take the stage.

Highly recommend not sticking a fork in this.

You can never have enough.

Hello, world!

Sometimes you get a song, sometimes you get the sound of the universe.

You liked it before it was cool. Before it existed.

Now in two stunning colors: black and white!

The DJ is in the HOUSE. How did they break in?! Help!!!

Hello? Anyone know how to use this?

Eats sawdust and glitter with equal enthusiasm.

For soaking away the day's problems, or at least making them smell nicer.

Turns ingredients into meals with varying success.

For all your midnight snacking needs.

Experience rain indoors!

Where dishes go to confess their sins.

The best seat in the house.

Thumps to life, like an old friend kicking down the door with a six-pack.

Turns every handwash into a biblical flood.

From broadcast dreams to coaster holder—what a career arc.

Luxurious, relaxing, and only slightly likely to scuttle off mid-bath.

Luxurious, relaxing, and only slightly likely to scuttle off mid-shower.

A distinguished tub, full of water and self-importance.

For those moments of quiet reflection.

For those moments of quiet reflection.

For the refined posterior.

Beware of splash damage.

Free water with your arm workout!

For planning your day and ignoring the plan beautifully.