Glasses Items

Carved in the image of the harvest's wrath.

They've seen things.

For those who see the world in shades of cool.

Cool in the cockpit. Clear on comms.

For when the forecast calls for excessive coolness.

Blocks out light and any remaining sense of responsibility.

For seeing the world—and being seen.

Flutter your eyelashes behind these frames.

Your unblinking stare can be unnerving... and yet so appealing?

For when you want to block the sun <I>and</> ignore someone.

A few good luck charms should help you ace that test!

Safety first!

Cool as a cucumber.

Some days, you don't want to see straight.

Nothing says distinguished more than these!

A trickster's guise.

Carved in the image of the harvest's joy.

For detecting farts with more than one sense.

For detecting farts with more than one sense.

Two little hearts, because one simply wouldn't do.

Hex-cellent taste in eyewear.

Hex-cellent taste in eyewear.

'Tis the season to pay respects to the Lady of the Gifts... or else face the consequences.

Not included: fireplace, armchair, or pipe—but they're implied.

A face only a mother could love.

No glasses.

Perfect for deciphering those ancient ruins.

Worn by wizards, poets, and kids who read ahead.

Safety first!

Carved in the image of the harvest's dismay.

Because your nose deserves to look pretty, too.

Because sometimes you just want to look like a music video extra.

Keeps out the cold on winter adventures.

Features cutting-edge UV protection that enhances performance and style.

Helps you see things from all four corners.

Improves your perspective in more ways than one.

Improves your perspective in more ways than one.

All the underwater visibility, none of the stinging.

Functional with a futuristic edge.

Not a mask of concealment, but a vessel of memory.

Not a mask of concealment, but a vessel of memory.

Not a mask of concealment, but a vessel of memory.

Not a mask of concealment, but a vessel of memory.

Not a mask of concealment, but a vessel of memory.

Classic. Bold. Slightly intimidating. Like your uncle who owns a speedboat.

Looks like trouble. Hears it coming.

Is such a vintage design up to regulatory standards?

Keeps out the cold on winter adventures.