Hat Items

For witches who inherit magic from their ancestors, carrying secrets from tomb to womb.

Ready to thump anyone who crosses your path.

Like a baseball cap, only 200% cooler because it's backwards.

Brings instant party-store energy to any situation.

For baking, biking, banditry.

Worn proudly by fans who know the real sport is heckling the umpire.

You don't need good eyesight when you scream loud enough.

Are you cold or did you forget to wash your hair?

You're not a bear, but you can be bear-adjacent.

Wearing this gives you art history opinions.

All-around classic.

No thumps left to give.

Ties an outfit together!

Watch out for doorways.

Keeps your head warm and toasty!

So innocent-looking, it's almost suspicious...

Cute enough for selfies. Serious enough for ranked.

The official crown of e-kittens.

WHAT ARE YOU?! ...An idiot sandwich.

Helps keep your hair out of the soup. Allegedly.

Wearing this implies you know what a roux is.

For witches who learned their craft from dog-eared grimoires, speaking curses in meter and rhyme.

ALL ABOARD!

ALL ABOARD!

Simple and sweet, pleased to be wherever you are!

The fashion equivalent of saying 'I was into upcycling before it was cool.'

Warning: May have *unexpected* side effects.

The kind of hat that makes strangers ask if you're in a band.

Hewwo pwincess...

Get your jiggle on!

Ties an outfit together!

If you were a <i>real</> frog, you wouldn't need this. Poser!

Soft and warm, like burying your face in fluffalo fur.

Invites head pats.

It's like two baby fluffalo strapped to the sides of your head.

Just think of the adventures we'll have together!!

For witches who grow remedies beside poisons, drawing life from loam and bone.

Looks like joy. Feels like magic.

For when you'd like the benefit of every doubt.

Now you can play that one song on repeat everywhere you go!

Two hearts, wobbling about. Ah, young love.

Every bunny loves somebunny.

For when you're feeling extra horny.

For when your inner demons also deserve surround sound.

You look like the problem. You might be the problem.

From: Grandma.

For watching a train leave and refusing to explain whether you meant to miss it.

Best paired with a bouquet you can nibble afterward.

They simply cannot get enough of you, darling.

The favorite of soot-stained orphans.

Professional lamp enthusiast.

When the chill hits, your ears will <I>neep</> these.

No hat.

A mandatory accessory for complying with Roomie's party dress code.

For baking, biking, banditry.

The favorite of soot-stained orphans.

A little wild, a little romantic, and possibly still home to one bug.

For liberté, égalité, fraternité!

For those who handle the most precious of cargo: love letters, bills, and pre-expired coupons.

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