Large Furnishings Items

For when you want your dreams to feel a little... hunted.

A sacred place open to anyone who has loved someone once.

Open concept. No rent. Free food.

Monsters love hiding underneath this bed.

The uncredited co-chef in 74 percent of campfire catastrophes.

The soul-sucking 1 percent.

Never complains, never blinks, never quite looks where you left it.

Where you can lie still and let the world ebb away.

Where you can lie still and let the world ebb away.

A sewist's treasure trove. Whoever dies with the most wins.

Nothing suspicious—just some white powder in unmarked sacks.

Knows the routine: out at night, gone by morning, like an illicit affair.

Be the villain you wish to see in the world.

A very large house for many small little things.

You'll be a happy camper with this tent.

Careful lifting. This much booty can throw yer back out. Yar!

Grows stronger with every unpaid lunch break.

Minimalist design, maximalist temptation to stay in it forever.

Will close on your fingers just once to teach respect.

Careful lifting. This much booty can throw yer back out. Yar!

A sturdy base for your patio planter.

Adds grace to any space.

Refuses to release you from its embrace until well past responsibility o' clock.

Refuses to release you from its embrace until well past responsibility o' clock.

Pretends not to notice when you eat over the sink instead.

Transform yourself into a human burrito.

Transform yourself into a human burrito.

For those who kept faith with The Cultivated Bond.

For those who served The Portion in a time of need.

For those who found mercy at The Soft Edge of the blade.

For those who dug deep into The Turned Earth.

For those who kept their eyes on The Long Horizon.

For those who found their way through The Overgrowth.

For those who plumbed The Waters Beneath and returned to the surface.

For the privileged few who signed The Lease.

For those who carried The Lit Lamp through the darkness.

For those who stood by The Clean Slate when things got messy.

Slightly raised, highly praised.

Lets the trolley know where to stop.

Finally, a way to wash without summoning a butler and three buckets.

A place to ring out news and celebrations!

For the sort of person who can explain moon phases but not where their keys went.

To most, a windmill. To Rudi, a giant foe worthy of legend.

Squeaks just enough to let you know it's still thinking about quitting. If placed indoors, this item requires a large room.

Smokes when it's angry, purrs when it's fed.

Your empty canvas awaits!