Plants and Gardens Items

Smells faintly of pickles.

This decorative neep will make your home look festive.

Grow your own neep right inside your house. Pairs well with house planter boxes.

Kidnapped during a profound walk on the beach.

Kidnapped during a profound walk on the beach.

This square rug brings the fall colors indoors!

Once graced the breakfast nook of a baroness who kept seven cats and one husband—barely.

Once graced the breakfast nook of a baroness who kept seven cats and one husband—barely.

Doesn't need watering, sunlight, or whispered affirmations. But it wouldn't say no.

Perfect for the brown thumbed.

It's been thriving ever since you stopped pretending to water it.

Very huggable.

Not a puppy. Nor a bunny. Still adorable.

An eternal spring.

Adds life to the room—technically speaking.

Doesn't wilt under pressure... unlike some of us.

You have to wonder how the real plants feel about this.

You have to wonder how the real plants feel about this.

Foliage without the fuss or fatality rate.

Carefully shaped to look lovingly tended, without requiring any effort at all.

A little mossy sphere that refuses to perish.

Unwatered and unbothered.

Looks convincingly alive. Fortunately, your forgetfulness won't change that.

Display your botanical lies proudly.

An ancient art, now available in polyester.

An ancient art, now available in polyester.

Thrives on sheer neglect!

Contains exactly zero spiders. Probably.

Contains exactly zero spiders. Probably.

Perfectly content to fake being alive... a sentiment many can relate to.

A festive arrangement of fir boughs.

Looks like they were picked for someone special. Maybe they were.

These heaps of snow will definitely bring the chill to any party.

A replica gifting tree for your home.

Alive in spirit. Plastic in practice.

Just begs to be featured in a still life.

The perfect home for introverted plants. No care required.

This huge garland is suitable for outside use only.

For plants too charming to grow in the dirt like commoners.

Plants growing out of a plant corpse. A little dark, if you think about it.

A raised garden bed for your table.

The perfect home for introverted plants. No care required.

Fits perfectly atop a patio planter base.

For when you need to raise a ruckus or, you know, turn over some dirt.

You did it again. You buried them too deep.

Adds a little green to your concrete jungle.

Just begs to be featured in a still life.

The perfect home for introverted plants. No care required.

A snow-covered replica gifting tree for your home.

Some archways lead to castles. This one leads to tomatoes.

Contains a flower that has inspired more poetry than actual sightings.

A bunch of flowers pretending they don't miss the meadow.

From a bygone age when fluffalo pulled bears in covered wagons.

For people who dream of being a governess twirling on an Alpine meadow.

The botanical equivalent of that friend group where everyone has a different aesthetic but somehow it works.

For plants too charming to grow in the dirt like commoners.

A raised garden bed for your table.