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Step 1: install above head. Step 2: boogie.

The bears are having a moment—please don't interrupt.

The bears are having a moment—please don't interrupt.

The bears are having a moment—please don't interrupt.

Some days, you don't want to see straight.

He's not a real doctor but he is a real worm.

He's not a real doctor but he is a real worm.

He's not a real doctor but he is a real worm.

Perfect for organizing your files, forgetting where you put them, and rediscovering them during a deep clean.

Grow your own neep right inside your house. Pairs well with house planter boxes.

Sweet, soft, and morally compromising.

Punctuates each swivel with a polite squeak.

Covered in plans that made sense at 2AM.

A dependable place to spread out and let your mind roam.

Never complains, never blinks, never quite looks where you left it.

Where you can lie still and let the world ebb away.

Where you can lie still and let the world ebb away.

A great place to show off all the books you never read.

A great place to show off all the books you never read.

Worn, weathered, and far more interesting than perfection.

Worn, weathered, and far more interesting than perfection.

Kidnapped during a profound walk on the beach.

Kidnapped during a profound walk on the beach.

Creaks kindly when you settle in.

Creaks kindly when you settle in.

Wobbles like it still remembers the waves.

Wobbles like it still remembers the waves.

A retired piece of shipwreck, still salty about the demotion.

A retired piece of shipwreck, still salty about the demotion.

For when your soul demands a gentle rocking.

For when your soul demands a gentle rocking.

Three legs, all equally surprised to still be standing.

Three legs, all equally surprised to still be standing.

Warning: May have *unexpected* side effects.

Powers devices. And sometimes small fires.

The aftermath of too many lively visitors.

Squirrels tell tales of epic thievery. They shake their tiny little paws at you.

An apple a day keeps most doctors away, but some won't take the hint.

Brings out the best in tomato, and the worst in restraint.

Tart like the sighting of a lost love who is clearly doing far better than you.

Chestnuts were named by a surgeon who mused that their broken shells looked much like an opened thoracic cavity.

A deep-green and fragrant herb. Perfect for your bagel.

Often the dirtiest of acts produce something of value.

Each strand spins with another in an eternal spinning dance.

Though planted as ornamentals, the inedible outer fruit smells like some alien rancid cheese.

The effluent of spirits who accumulate a dark loneliness in their souls. Do not drink!

One whiff and you remember what clean air used to taste like.

A base mordant combines with pigments to apply palettes to clothing and decor.

Metal-rich stones. Full of potential capitalist violence.

A versatile medium for beacon offerings or artistic expression. Beware of spiritually infected paper cuts.

No one talks about peach juice and beards. Why is that?

The most middle-aged fruit.

Adds rhythm to roast and reason to rhyme.

A blessed and well-processed mush of colon cleansing nutrients.

Twisted by nature. Knotty by choice.

They say walnuts smell like pee, but for aficionados that's the whole point.

Measure a few times, cut wrong anyway.

Because there is never an outlet where you need one.

A sewist's treasure trove. Whoever dies with the most wins.

A sturdy fabric wall that keeps the breeze out and the coziness in.