Recipe Items — Page 6

Advertisements for shows that started twenty minutes late.

A dining surface, card table, and emergency surgery platform, in that order.

For reclining, relaxing, and regretting not reapplying sunscreen.

Might collapse under pressure... but don't we all?

Wears its runner like a prom queen sash—confident and celebratory!

Because You Matter More Than You Know!

For those hard to reach microwave settings.

For following your curiosity off the path.

You'll never find the good mushrooms if you're scared to dig through the brambles.

A skirt for someone who knows which berries are safe. Probably.

Sometimes a 'quick walk' turns into a whole adventure!

100% imitation! No butterflies were inconvenienced in the making of this.

This framed poster of the Festival of Gifting logo can be placed on a wall.

The kind of loaf that never survives the walk home.

Juicy berries and sun-ripened fruit wrapped in a flaky, golden crust.

Sunlit fruit captured at its sweetest moment.

Sizzled to perfection. Crisp on the outside, soft and steamy on the inside.

A fragrant reminder to keep your hands away from your eyes.

Looks like they were picked for someone special. Maybe they were.

A blob of smeared frosting.

These heaps of snow will definitely bring the chill to any party.

Sweet, tart, and far too pretty for their own good.

Knows the routine: out at night, gone by morning, like an illicit affair.

Turn the crank, face your fate. Destiny comes in a tiny plastic capsule.

Statistically, one of these contains intelligent life.

The battleground for classic games.

A cheerful flower pillow, bravely absorbing farts.

Bears the marks of battle, mostly snack dust and keyboard slams.

Some plants dream of growing up in boots like these.

Just think of the adventures we'll have together!!

Is it a huge decorative wrapped gift, or is it literally a table? You decide!

This is an enormous archway suitable only for outside use.

This elegant candle makes any table decoration look seasonal.

This festive garland can be placed on a wall.

This hexagonal shaped decorative rug will keep your toes warm.

A replica gifting tree for your home.

This cheerful wreath can be placed on a wall.

A half-width section of gingerbread wall.

A slim gingerbread pillar.

This replica of a spirit trapped in gingerbread can be placed on any wall.

A modular gingerbread piece built to fuel your sweetest engineering ambitions.

A modular gingerbread piece built to fuel your sweetest engineering ambitions.

A modular gingerbread piece built to fuel your sweetest engineering ambitions.

A modular gingerbread piece built to fuel your sweetest engineering ambitions.

A modular gingerbread piece built to fuel your sweetest engineering ambitions.

A solid section of gingerbread wall.

A section of gingerbread wall containing a window opening.

Rumor says they were once worn by a roman demigod. Rumor says a lot of things.

Squirrels tell tales of epic thievery. They shake their tiny little paws at you.

An apple a day keeps most doctors away, but some won't take the hint.

Tart like the sighting of a lost love who is clearly doing far better than you.

Chestnuts were named by a surgeon who mused that their broken shells looked much like an opened thoracic cavity.

Brings out the best in tomato, and the worst in restraint.

A deep-green and fragrant herb. Perfect for your bagel.

One whiff and you remember what clean air used to taste like.

Adds rhythm to roast and reason to rhyme.

Often the dirtiest of acts produce something of value.

You want to wear it. It wants to wear you.

Though planted as ornamentals, the inedible outer fruit smells like some alien rancid cheese.

The effluent of spirits who accumulate a dark loneliness in their souls. Do not drink!